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epic-humor:

#1 Swamp Bestseller

epic-humor:

#1 Swamp Bestseller

asktoothless:

dragonwriter315:

asktoothless:

I’m not saying I want to be a dragon.

but if the opportunity came up to have wings and a tail implanted along with the ability to breathe fire, I’d take it.

Would there be a waiting list for this procedure?

The waiting list is made up of all the notes on this post in order so reblog quickly and save your spot in line.

fostershomeforfakebitches:

This scene changed my life forever

h0mocidal:

does anyone else convert oxygen into carbon dioxide or is that just me lol 

me whenever i see a pigeon: nice

drunkdilf:

bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less 

concentrationlamp:

Sometimes I feel like I might finally be content with the way I look, and then I look in the mirror and it’s like

image

religiousdad:

bewbin:

spicysalamislammer:

bewbin:

I have a really bad headache. Medical side of tumblr what should I do?

smack your head into a wall until it goes away

ok i did that now there is a hole in my wall. Carpenter side of tumblr how do i fix this?

ya gotta fuck it

weeaboo-chan:

this is the longest rabbit ive ever seen

weeaboo-chan:

this is the longest rabbit ive ever seen

herriestiles:

shelterfromcold:

two deer walk out of a gay bar, one turns to the other and says “man, i can’t believe i blew thirty bucks in there”.

this literally took me forever to get