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I’m not saying I want to be a dragon.
but if the opportunity came up to have wings and a tail implanted along with the ability to breathe fire, I’d take it.
Would there be a waiting list for this procedure?
The waiting list is made up of all the notes on this post in order so reblog quickly and save your spot in line.
This scene changed my life forever
does anyone else convert oxygen into carbon dioxide or is that just me lol
bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less
Sometimes I feel like I might finally be content with the way I look, and then I look in the mirror and it’s like
I have a really bad headache. Medical side of tumblr what should I do?
smack your head into a wall until it goes away
ok i did that now there is a hole in my wall. Carpenter side of tumblr how do i fix this?
ya gotta fuck it
this is the longest rabbit ive ever seen
two deer walk out of a gay bar, one turns to the other and says “man, i can’t believe i blew thirty bucks in there”.
this literally took me forever to get