elijahkrantz:

I found out santa wasnt real because I got a spy kit that christmas so i fingerprinted my mom and matched it to the fingerprints i dusted on the milk mug i left out… Im on that next level shit

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andrewquo:

I tweeted about going outside and my buddy wanted proof seeimage

but little did he know imageI DIDN’T EVEN GO OUTSIDE

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